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RobbyGirl
04-25-2011, 03:34 PM
Be Blunt (or tell me how you really feel!)

This swap is not for the faint of heart or easily offended! There absolutely will be offensive, naughty, rude and explicit cards in this thread, proceed further at your own risk!

Due Date: July 10. 2011
Withdraw Date: Anytime just communicate
Number of Cards: 3:3
Number of Participants: UNLIMITED (NEW..You all broke me down ...LOL) (International Welcome)
Medium: Mixed Media** must use at least 3 different types


Have you seen Blunt Cards (http://www.bluntcard.com/randomizer.html). They are "Tell it like it is" cards, irreverant, funny and bold. This swap is based on that idea. Check them out for ideas but come up with your own. The art is up to you it does not have to vintage like blunt cards are. Give us your best inner voice and don't hold back! This swap is not for the faint of heart or easily offended!

For those participating use your best discretion on posting these cards to the appropriate gallery. If it has the F-Bomb or sexually explicit language you might consider posting it to the adult gallery.

**This is a mixed media swap. Please use at least 3 different mediums on your card (except for stickers) Watercolor, Acrylic, Gouache, Pastels, Inks, gel pens, collage, napkins, wax, colored pencils, crackle glue, masking tape, acetate, stamps, sand, glitter...etc. etc. These are flat cards though, so please no bulky embellishments.

Details PLEASE READ THESE:

US Players: please send legal/business SASE
International Players: please send an addressed business size envelope and i'll cover the postage (if you have a US dollar to contribute it would be greatly appreciated, but if not I'll be more than happy to provide return postage.)

Please include the following information on everything, I have multiple swaps going!
--Username on back of all cards and envelopes!
--Swap name on back of all cards and envelopes!

I will really, really like you if you put my return address on your return envelope :)

Extra cards on theme thrill me to death but are never required!!!

Do not send me a note telling me whose cards you don't want, it's bad form (Even in a Blunt Swap!) Do however be effusive in the thread about the cards you like. I've been known to notice and reward that in the returns, cards that many people like I'll do a little drawing for!

Please do your absolute best work. Remember NO stickers please. Put some love into your art, take pride in what you create, it should be something you'd want in return! Please protect with sleeves.

Thanks to Oddbreed for the first example the second one I did for the blind date swap.
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/7505/small/1_DSC00610.JPG (http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/index.php?n=219914) http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3883/small/1_Another_Clown.jpg (http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/index.php?n=129611)

Irreverent Bitches:

1. RedHeartStudios
2. Oddbreed
3.Autumn Sensation
5.SallyAnnArt
6.Unicorn1
7.Cairnlae
8.Theresagram
10.HotMamaRama
11.TIMH
12.Melanie S
13. City KItten
15.Russell
16.scwk0511
20. Jaw
24. Joes Lines
25. Lilthamel
27. JBunny
28. HollyBear
29. Addicted2Shoppn
30. PaperSaga
Fantasia
Loenarda DiArtsi
31. Night Vamp
32. TheWeaversHand
33.Miss
35. Costume Gal
38. Seattle Meg
39. Republicof Ben
40. The Craftaholic
41.dedwar24
42. PixelDog
43. Pinkhibiscusluv
44. Sophie Rock
45. Claudia AZ

Not Received/Not Communicated
4.RayneDrop
21. WolfMoon
36. Ostarr

RedHeartStudio
04-25-2011, 05:51 PM
Oh me me me!!!! Love this idea!!! :)

RobbyGirl
04-25-2011, 06:27 PM
Well I'm not surprised to see you in the "Irreverent Bitches" category...LOL... that's why I love you so much! :wubclub:

serendipityunt
04-25-2011, 06:37 PM
Mostly lurking... I'd like to see if I can take a shot at this.

oddbreed
04-25-2011, 07:11 PM
HAAA~ PLEASE SIGN ME UP:) YOU ROCK!

autumnsensation
04-25-2011, 07:45 PM
Oh pretty please sign me up or else!

RobbyGirl
04-25-2011, 08:03 PM
Oh pretty please sign me up or else!


Call the Fuzz :policeman: you never know what "Or Else" means to this wild woman!

Of course the delightfully Odd, Oddbreed must play!

RedHeartStudio
04-25-2011, 08:06 PM
Well I'm not surprised to see you in the "Irreverent Bitches" category...LOL... that's why I love you so much! :wubclub:

And #1 Biotch at that!!!! LOL

I have a sign hanging in my studio that says "I'm not really a bitch...I just play one in your life!!" :)

raynedrop
04-25-2011, 08:20 PM
I have got to get into this one. Those cards are hilarious. I am thinking of many things to say on my cards.

serendipityunt
04-25-2011, 08:36 PM
I thought of something to say on a card when someone cut me off driving home earlier! :arghh:


I have got to get into this one. Those cards are hilarious. I am thinking of many things to say on my cards.

unicorn1
04-25-2011, 09:16 PM
woohoo, sign this bitch up!!

cairnlae
04-25-2011, 09:25 PM
Can I join and STILL slap the crap out of you?

Theresagram
04-25-2011, 09:34 PM
Oooh! This sounds right up my alley! Can I play? :jiggy::jiggy::jiggy:

Cat's Cradle
04-25-2011, 10:17 PM
Oh, hell. Sign me up. (Thanks for the invite!)

HotMamaRama
04-25-2011, 11:45 PM
OOOhhhh Yeah!!! Love this! Sign me up baby!

RedHeartStudio
04-26-2011, 12:12 AM
WOOT.....TRINA IN THE HOOOUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! :jiggy:

TimeInMyHands
04-26-2011, 12:54 AM
OoOOO! LOVE this idea! Please sign this Irreverent Bitch up!! :cute:

TimeInMyHands
04-26-2011, 01:03 AM
How's this? :cute:

RedHeartStudio
04-26-2011, 01:19 AM
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. ~Madonna Ciccone


just sharin!!! :)

MelanieS
04-26-2011, 02:21 AM
I'm a bee-ach and proud! So sign me up for the fun!

jaw
04-26-2011, 03:44 AM
lurking in the shadows ... :mask:

citykitten
04-26-2011, 05:52 AM
I am so up for this, so please sign me up

Russell
04-26-2011, 07:32 AM
Okay, apparently you know me well. Sign me up for this one.

notinkansas
04-26-2011, 07:52 AM
lurking...

Joss
04-26-2011, 08:43 AM
Lurking, think all these things, but too nice to say them! (and if you believe that, you'll believe anything!)

scwk0511
04-26-2011, 08:48 AM
i cannot miss out on this one! please add me!

Sharazoid
04-26-2011, 09:05 AM
This irreverant Biotch wants to play, damnit!

kstyles
04-26-2011, 09:09 AM
This sounds so fun! Please include me!

HotMamaRama
04-26-2011, 11:09 AM
So St. Johns Wart make you nice????
My husband would be buying this in bulk and slipping it in my tea every morning if he knew this. Mustn't let him find out.. NO, NO, that would not be a good thing. ;)

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 11:45 AM
MY God I leave for a few hours and the bitches start lining up! Well get the hell in the door and let's have a party, new on the list of the Bold and the Blunt:

RayneDrop
Serendipityunt
Unicorn1
Cairnlee
Theresagram
CatsCradle
AKMamaof2
TIMH (I think, funny card!)
Melanie S
City KItten
RunnerBean
Russell
scwk0511
Sharazoid
Kstyles
Debra (Off her meds)

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 11:48 AM
Can I join and STILL slap the crap out of you?

Yeah, but only cause I like it! :cool:

Cat's Cradle
04-26-2011, 12:01 PM
MY God I leave for a few hours and the bitches start lining up! Well get the hell in the door and let's have a party,

What did you think would happen with such a slammin' swap? :wideeyed:

jaw
04-26-2011, 12:09 PM
alright! fine! sign me up then! a coven of bitches needs a witch!!

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 12:36 PM
A bitchy witch it is!! Welcome Jaw!

scwk0511
04-26-2011, 02:38 PM
how offensive is offensive? what is off limits (language and theme-wise)? I would hate to get myself pitched out of my fave ATC site for being my natural rude self...

jaw
04-26-2011, 03:35 PM
how offensive is offensive? what is off limits (language and theme-wise)? I would hate to get myself pitched out of my fave ATC site for being my natural rude self...

Good question ... should we post to the "adult" segment if we are uncertain? swear words, etc ... ?

Cat's Cradle
04-26-2011, 04:24 PM
Yeah! What are our limitations, Head Bitch? ;)

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 04:55 PM
how offensive is offensive? what is off limits (language and theme-wise)? I would hate to get myself pitched out of my fave ATC site for being my natural rude self...


There is not a hard and fast rule but generally if it is sexually explicit or uses the F-bomb or very derogative terms for genitalia, it is considerate to post it in the adult gallery.

It's okay to post evrrything/anything to this thread, I've already put a warning in the header that this swap is not for the faint of heart or those easy to offend. I'm pretty hard to shock, as are those of you know who are participating.

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 04:56 PM
Welcome Wolf Moon!

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 05:00 PM
Okay I strengthened the warning in the Header.


This swap is not for the faint of heart or easily offended! There absolutely will be offensive, naughty, rude and explicit cards in this thread, proceed further at your own risk!

duckduckgoose
04-26-2011, 05:07 PM
sign me up pls!

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 05:10 PM
Welcome Duckduck!

katelnorth
04-26-2011, 05:22 PM
Oh hell, how can I possibly resist this one? Please sign me up and hopefully I will be able to think of some amusing sayings to use... <brain clicks and whirs>

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 06:04 PM
Katelnorth is adding her acerbic brain to the mix!

Theresagram
04-26-2011, 06:29 PM
I will hold off on taking my St. John's Wart for a few days...you'll see how @%#*ing blunt I can be.

Oh, by the way...sign me up, please. (The "please" is because I took my St. John's Wart today.)

So are we going off our meds for this? :wideeyed:

Cat's Cradle
04-26-2011, 06:30 PM
So are we going off our meds for this? :wideeyed:
Not me. My kids would never forgive me! :wideeyed:

katelnorth
04-26-2011, 06:41 PM
And #1 Biotch at that!!!! LOL

I have a sign hanging in my studio that says "I'm not really a bitch...I just play one in your life!!" :)

yeah, that's a good one. I have a magnet or sticker or something which says "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing..."

JavaZarf
04-26-2011, 07:45 PM
lurking on this bitchin swap
not joining anything until after my vacation in may
i dont think it is polite to say bitch - i always say biatch.

Penlowe
04-26-2011, 08:01 PM
Oh man, I don't know if I actually have timer to participate but even just the vicarious release will do me good :)

I work in a school when I've been reprimanded for using the words "crap" and "stupid" when talking about an inanimate object. :insert banging head against a wall here:

joes lines
04-26-2011, 08:19 PM
I already know that this swap is going to suck, but whatever. I'll contribute, not that it'll do any good at all.

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 08:43 PM
LOL Welcome Joes Lines and JavaZarf and Penlowe if you happen to get the lead out of your asses we'd love to have you!

Lilthamel
04-26-2011, 08:55 PM
i'd love to join - please sign me up

RobbyGirl
04-26-2011, 08:59 PM
Welcome Lilthamel!

CAMeo Cheryl
04-26-2011, 10:48 PM
I have to try this one! Please sign me up!

RobbyGirl
04-27-2011, 09:33 AM
You're in CC, come put your inner Bitch on!

TimeInMyHands
04-27-2011, 03:42 PM
So are we going off our meds for this?

Not me!! I plan to take double the dosage!:jiggy: WooHooo!!
(J/K! :cute:)

autumnsensation
04-27-2011, 04:45 PM
Here's a link to my cards! :cute:

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/index.php?n=223704

katelnorth
04-27-2011, 05:23 PM
Well hell, I'm gonna have to go to RobbyGirl's house and steal all the cards, they are going to be that good.

oddbreed
04-27-2011, 05:38 PM
autumnsensation your cards are great!

HollyBear
04-27-2011, 05:46 PM
Is there still room to sign up? I'd love to join.

RobbyGirl
04-27-2011, 05:48 PM
Sure JB and HB welcome to the coven of bitches!

AutumnSensations...sensational bitchiness! Love them!

Theresagram
04-27-2011, 07:17 PM
My sort of party ! can I join all you crazies

Hey, she said we were bitches...nobody said anything about crazy! :twitcy: Bahahahahaha

Cat's Cradle
04-27-2011, 08:48 PM
Awesome cards!

I have some old images that will work wonderfully for these! :jiggy:

addicted2shoppn
04-27-2011, 10:15 PM
Do you have room for another bee?

RobbyGirl
04-27-2011, 11:00 PM
Yes Maam!

We now have room for only one more Biatch!

RedHeartStudio
04-28-2011, 04:11 PM
Joy your biotches are fabulous!! I love drinking problem the best!!!!

RobbyGirl
04-28-2011, 04:32 PM
Sure come along for the ride Papersaga! That was the last spot, there is a "hopeful bitch waiting list!"

Fantasia
04-28-2011, 04:45 PM
"Hopeful-Bitch-in-Waiting".....I'd like to be one, please! This is what happens when I don't sign on for a couple of days!:mad:

Sharazoid
04-29-2011, 09:52 AM
Bitch In Training... Covets Hopes (?)

scwk0511
04-29-2011, 01:17 PM
fabulous news ladies...my PMS has kicked in just in time to make these cards. They are guaranteed to be extra-bitchy!

Cat's Cradle
04-29-2011, 01:21 PM
fabulous news ladies...my PMS has kicked in just in time to make these cards. They are guaranteed to be extra-bitchy!
Bwa ha ha!! Perfect timing!!

scwk0511
04-29-2011, 01:23 PM
my poor hubby has no idea yet....bwahahahahah....

HotMamaRama
04-29-2011, 08:29 PM
Joy (Autumnsensations) - Those are great cards!!! I truly love that Elizabeth Taylor one!! ((COVET))


"Hopeful-Bitch-in-Waiting".....I'd like to be one, please! Better a "Bitch-in-waiting" than a "Bitch in heat" I always say!! LMAO :wacko:


fabulous news ladies...my PMS has kicked in just in time to make these cards. They are guaranteed to be extra-bitchy! Good idea, but not sure if I can wait another 14 days for the PMS to kick in. :)

LeonardaDaArtsi
04-30-2011, 09:37 AM
Holy hell How did I miss this! I have been sitting here reading the posts and laughing my ass off. :biglaugh:
The first thing I thought of is idiots driving (?) on the road- this is typically when I let people "have it". Does anyone know what yield means??!?!?!?!

SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!

LeonardaDaArtsi
04-30-2011, 09:39 AM
I already know that this swap is going to suck, but whatever. I'll contribute, not that it'll do any good at all.

Joe- you are so funny!

LeonardaDaArtsi
04-30-2011, 09:41 AM
Oh gawd. Must. Join. Now. Only wish I could do like, 18 for 18? LOVE THEM.

That is exactly what I was thinking! Can we send more!?!?:notworthy:

RobbyGirl
04-30-2011, 10:12 PM
Leonarda I'm sorry we are full but we have a "Hopeful Bitches" waiting list that you would be second on. Fantasia holds the #1 spot although it doesn't show up yet because I am out of town at a tennis tournament (I totally kicked ass woot) but I don't have comp access to edit the first post, can't seem to do that with my iPhone.

RedHeartStudio
04-30-2011, 11:25 PM
Congrats Robin on Kickin some ASS!!! Woot, you go girl!! :)

oddbreed
04-30-2011, 11:25 PM
you go girl~ cograrts :)

JavaZarf
05-01-2011, 07:38 AM
ha ha
budgie smugglers
priceless

cairnlae
05-01-2011, 11:56 AM
Java beat me to the comment..love budgie smugglers! Haha!

RobbyGirl
05-01-2011, 06:23 PM
Laughing my ass off JBunny, great cards! Turn to Shit cracks me up!

LeonardaDaArtsi
05-01-2011, 07:01 PM
ok, thanks for putting me on the list, if I come up, can you send me a PM!?!? Gracias!

Cat's Cradle
05-01-2011, 08:11 PM
Those are great JBunny!!

I love the "YES your arse looks big" card. :biglaugh:

Russell
05-02-2011, 10:57 AM
I have two done.

cairnlae
05-02-2011, 11:04 AM
Love both but Stick in Your Ass strikes a special chord. :D

RobbyGirl
05-02-2011, 02:50 PM
Love them Russell!

oddbreed
05-02-2011, 03:08 PM
Russel you rock!

HotMamaRama
05-02-2011, 03:54 PM
LOL Russell - stick up your ass is sublime!!! Bravo!!

LeonardaDaArtsi
05-02-2011, 05:57 PM
lmao!

RedHeartStudio
05-02-2011, 11:52 PM
Those are awesome Russell!!! :)

Lilthamel
05-03-2011, 10:06 AM
Russell - i love your cards ! :notworthy:

RobbyGirl
05-03-2011, 02:25 PM
I have two done.

Now Russell I know I'm a real bitch because I have to tell you that while straight is a foreign word to you "Striaght" is a misspelled word to me...LOL (Well hell I spell things wrong all the time too, I imagine yours is just a typo.)

cairnlae
05-03-2011, 03:25 PM
Ohhhhh SNAP...she is a straight up blunt beeotch. :cute:

Russell
05-03-2011, 03:29 PM
Now Russell I know I'm a real bitch because I have to tell you that while straight is a foreign word to you "Striaght" is a misspelled word to me...LOL (Well hell I spell things wrong all the time too, I imagine yours is just a typo.)

Actually - it's just that I completely suck at spelling and apparently my spell check does too sometimes.

Cat's Cradle
05-03-2011, 03:36 PM
Now Russell I know I'm a real bitch because I have to tell you that while straight is a foreign word to you "Striaght" is a misspelled word to me...LOL (Well hell I spell things wrong all the time too, I imagine yours is just a typo.)
I didn't even notice until you said something!

RobbyGirl
05-03-2011, 11:20 PM
Actually - it's just that I completely suck at spelling and apparently my spell check does too sometimes.

Well in that case we love you even more! :wubclub:

Russell
05-04-2011, 07:29 AM
Mispellers of the world untie!

Cat's Cradle
05-04-2011, 01:50 PM
Mispellers of the world untie!
Ha ha! You misspelled misspellers! Wait a sec...spell check did too! :twitcy:

Nightvamp
05-04-2011, 02:01 PM
Can i get on the waiting list? I'm also a hopefull bitch!

oddbreed
05-04-2011, 07:54 PM
you all are too fun!
cards are done, gave up trying to post tehm here...will get them in the post tomorrow!

TimeInMyHands
05-05-2011, 11:13 PM
LOL Russell! :cute: I can sooo relate to your "stick up the ass" card! It reminds me of a few family members who think their poo don't stink! :spinny:

Theresagram
05-05-2011, 11:28 PM
LOL Russell! :cute: I can sooo relate to your "stick up the ass" card! It reminds me of a few family members who think their poo don't stink! :spinny:

I have some of those family members too!!! LOL :err:

Russell
05-06-2011, 09:17 AM
runnerbean84 - I'm very sorry for your loss.

Fantasia
05-06-2011, 09:53 AM
HUGS runnerbean84! Thoughts and prayers are with you at this time of sorrow.♥

Cat's Cradle
05-06-2011, 10:13 AM
Runnerbean, so sorry to hear of your heartbreaking new. {{{hugs}}}

RobbyGirl
05-06-2011, 11:54 AM
So sorry Runnerbean, my heart is with you!

Theresagram
05-06-2011, 09:48 PM
Runnerbean, so sorry about your loss. Hugs!

TimeInMyHands
05-07-2011, 12:14 AM
runnerbean84, my condolences! ((HUGS))

scwk0511
05-08-2011, 05:36 AM
Hopefully this photo uploading crap works...what a pain in the ass! Serioulsy tho, what a lot of fun I had making these. Hubby-AKA Capt'n Poopy Pants-didn't think they were funny, but I laughed the whole time I was making them. I haven't decied which cards to send in for the trade, but the extras will be up for grabs in private swaps afterwards if anyone is interested...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21808335@N00/5698470225/in/photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21808335@N00/5698470223/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21808335@N00/5698470221/in/photostream/http://www.flickr.com/photos/21808335@N00/5698470219/in/photostream/

scwk0511
05-08-2011, 05:40 AM
seriously...I uploaded pics to that last post...and they are gone. Shit. Why,oh why, didn't it work? I have then in my flickr, but not in my gallery here as there are some questionable words and phrases...damn. Let me see what I can do to make this better.

scwk0511
05-08-2011, 06:05 AM
I dood it! I dood it! Here they are...maybe. ;)

RedHeartStudio
05-08-2011, 06:52 AM
I love your cards scwk0511!! Tooo funny!!! I have used some of those images in my art in the past!! great stuff! The Arsenic & 80 MPH blowjob are my faves!!!

cairnlae
05-08-2011, 08:17 AM
yup those are great. My favs are blow job and Marjorie STFU!

HotMamaRama
05-08-2011, 08:38 AM
Lol. Those are all great fun cards scwk0511!! Arsenic and Kens little sausage crack me up!

scwk0511
05-08-2011, 08:53 AM
71141


and because I need lots of attention...here is the very last one.

RobbyGirl
05-08-2011, 11:39 AM
Scwk those are freakin awesome...Love them!

RobbyGirl
05-09-2011, 10:53 AM
Autumn Sensations your sensational blunt cards have arrived!

RobbyGirl
05-09-2011, 04:29 PM
Fantasia is first on the waiting list and designated Bitch of the week to replace RunnerBean :spinny:

RobbyGirl
05-09-2011, 04:30 PM
MelFaye I can put you on the waiting list if you like as we are full and there are a couple of other people waiting.

Night Vamp you've been added to the wait list.

Fantasia
05-09-2011, 04:58 PM
Fantasia is first on the waiting list and designated Bitch of the week

she got that right!:arghh: just ask hubby!

serendipityunt
05-09-2011, 06:06 PM
I may have overextended myself and will have to withdraw for this swap. Too bad, I was hopeful to let off some steam. I hope one of the Bitches in Waiting really enjoys my spot! :twitcy:

RobbyGirl
05-09-2011, 06:21 PM
Leonarda would you come like to share a bitch session with us? You're next on the wait list.

cairnlae
05-09-2011, 06:53 PM
I may have overextended myself :twitcy:

I had to shake my head and rub my eyes cause I thought she said she oversexed herself! :spinny::D

serendipityunt
05-09-2011, 07:00 PM
If that was the truth, then I think I wouldn't be quite so bitchy... maybe that's the cure! :laugh:

cairnlae
05-09-2011, 07:19 PM
well, there is a reason Ive been in a bad mood for 7 yrs....:mad:

RobbyGirl
05-09-2011, 07:20 PM
and a reason I'm such a smiley bitch :spinny:

cairnlae
05-09-2011, 07:22 PM
yeah, yeah, rub it in....no...wait....don't rub it in....I may implode.

Elizasquared
05-10-2011, 12:18 PM
I would LOVE to participate in this one.

RobbyGirl
05-10-2011, 01:13 PM
Eliza we are full but I'd be happy to put you on the wait list if you like, let me know okay?

theweavershand
05-11-2011, 03:13 AM
oh how i would love to be part of this one but im afraid i might blow the illusion ive created that im a sweet girl. :cute:

put me on the waiting list anyway...would ya? maybe ill get a chance to show a little of my well hidden inner bitch. if nothing else ill get to lurk and enjoy the cards posted by all you bitches!

miss
05-12-2011, 07:31 PM
Can I be on your waiting list, too?

cairnlae
05-12-2011, 07:33 PM
we've lured all the pervs outta the woods.:cool:

RobbyGirl
05-12-2011, 07:54 PM
LOL.....Of course Weavers and Miss!

joes lines
05-12-2011, 08:55 PM
I worked on these today. They may not completely fit the swap rules, so if they're not ok it's no big deal on my end. The red cards with text fit inside the Precious Moment-y sweetness and can be pulled out.

cairnlae
05-12-2011, 09:01 PM
OMG..I'm DYING! They are genius joeslines..I tell you..genius! The Mom and Dad ones are extra special!!

HotMamaRama
05-12-2011, 09:23 PM
LMAO!! "Oh you didn't hear that story? My Bad..." :D Slays me!!!! I'm still laughing!!!

RedHeartStudio
05-12-2011, 09:29 PM
joelines those are oozing with awesomeness!!! I really did laugh out loud!!! :)

Cat's Cradle
05-12-2011, 09:38 PM
Joe, those are awesome cards!! :laugh:

CostumeGal
05-12-2011, 11:12 PM
I would love to join this swap please!

theweavershand
05-12-2011, 11:18 PM
OMG, Joe! Those are fantastic! Cant even decide which one i like best although Mom and Miracle seriously cracked me up.

RobbyGirl
05-13-2011, 01:26 AM
Joe I think they are fabulous!

Costume Gal, we are full but if you'd like I'd be happy to put you on the wait list?

Russell
05-13-2011, 06:36 AM
Card number three...

RobbyGirl
05-13-2011, 10:36 AM
Fab cards are in from PaperSaga, OddBreed and JBunny Thanks!

jaw
05-13-2011, 12:03 PM
OMG ... these are all so hilarious! :biglaugh:

oddbreed
05-13-2011, 12:55 PM
next time Robbygirl...its a 6:6...these card just keep coming! they are fab:chatterbox:

RobbyGirl
05-13-2011, 01:04 PM
I should have done a 6:6 cause they are so awesome but the swapping is a load of work with that many cards! I did a Cityscape swap once with a 6:6 and it had 70 people....Wheeew that took days!

CostumeGal
05-13-2011, 04:32 PM
Please put me on the wait list thanks!

RobbyGirl
05-13-2011, 06:53 PM
You got it CG!

unicorn1
05-13-2011, 09:07 PM
Holy shit, I've been killing myself over these primo cards here!!! fAbulous!! This bitch needs to get her ass in gear and make her cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scwk0511
05-14-2011, 04:16 AM
Just in case you don't know which lane to be in today....

71627

cairnlae
05-14-2011, 08:54 AM
well i'm confused...im not ungrateful/but im a bitch....i am insensitive/but not a male..what to do...what to do.....oh hell..just jump the rail.

Arivanna
05-14-2011, 05:32 PM
I wants to bees an irreverent bitch :D

RobbyGirl
05-14-2011, 09:48 PM
Ariyanna we're full but I can put you on the wait list if you like?

HotMamaRama
05-15-2011, 12:11 AM
Hey are you saying girls can't be a$$holes??? Cause I disagree. I think being an a$$hole is a gender neutral title!!! Now a Di*khead.... That's pretty much a given there.... ;)

I think I drive on Hwy 46 more than Hwy 80.

I love this site!!! I get to be Blunt and use Bad words!!!! :) tee hee hee

Arivanna
05-15-2011, 01:35 AM
That would be good. I guess let me know if a spot fills up or if you host another one after this one is over.

oddbreed
05-15-2011, 09:08 PM
my additions to the bluntfest

cairnlae
05-15-2011, 09:18 PM
LOL..GREAT set..I'm quite partial to the last Bitch card...and the Wonder Woman all tied up and "held down by the man" verbally? LOL! awesome!

Cat's Cradle
05-15-2011, 11:34 PM
Those are great Aubrey!

RobbyGirl
05-16-2011, 01:06 AM
Fab cards Oddbreed!!!

LeonardaDaArtsi
05-16-2011, 01:04 PM
This thread is hysterical!!!!!!!!

Cat's Cradle
05-16-2011, 02:20 PM
Hysterical fun, no doubt, but I've lost my inner bitch. Please withdraw me.

oddbreed
05-16-2011, 04:15 PM
what?!:wideeyed:

Hysterical fun, no doubt, but I've lost my inner bitch. Please withdraw me.

theweavershand
05-16-2011, 07:49 PM
awesome, oddbreed! esp love the deck of cards!

RobbyGirl
05-16-2011, 10:33 PM
Hysterical fun, no doubt, but I've lost my inner bitch. Please withdraw me.

Awww! Okay Leonarda DiArtsi that means you need to step up Biatch and fill her shoes!! :cute:

theweavershand
05-16-2011, 10:43 PM
hey Robin...you sure you dont want to just bump this puppy up to 35 players so all the bitches can play? ;)

RobbyGirl
05-16-2011, 11:40 PM
Oh Hell why not you Bitches can all play...LOL.

theweavershand
05-17-2011, 02:03 AM
woohoo! thats why we all love you, Robin! you totally rock!!

Fantasia
05-17-2011, 08:58 AM
Hey, the more the merrier!!...of course I'm not doing the swapping out though. Hurray Robin!!!!

LeonardaDaArtsi
05-17-2011, 09:22 AM
Oh Hell why not you Bitches can all play...LOL.

Are you for real!?!?:wideeyed:

RobbyGirl
05-17-2011, 09:48 AM
Yep Crazy Lady, thanks to Amy!

oddbreed
05-17-2011, 10:01 AM
thanks for the comments!:)
Robbygirl you rock! the more the merrier for sure:cute:

Theresagram
05-17-2011, 11:31 AM
Hey Rockin' Robin! Woohoo!

OStarr
05-17-2011, 09:53 PM
If it's still a free-for-all, I would LOOOOVVVEEE in on this!

Nightvamp
05-18-2011, 09:15 AM
yay!! I'm so exited that you decided the hopefull bitches also can play in this awesome swap.

But enough talking, this bitch has to finish her 3 cards

RobbyGirl
05-18-2011, 10:52 AM
Sure welcome OStarr!

RobbyGirl
05-18-2011, 11:04 AM
Okay I've changed this swap to unlimited so i'm going to ask that you all PLEASE take the time to read the mailing/returns details, to make it a little easier to swap out so many cards!!!

Fantasia
05-18-2011, 11:24 AM
RobbyGirl...you never cease to amaze me....but think of all the great cards you'll get to see!!!:notworthy:

Theresagram
05-18-2011, 12:17 PM
I hope you get LOTS of hostess cards as a nice thank you for making this unlimited!!!!:notworthy:

RobbyGirl
05-18-2011, 12:24 PM
LOL....well now we're being nice biatches! Thanks ladies. It's such an entertaining swap thread it will be fun to keep the party going! I'll be cursing myself later when I'm swapping a hundred cards out...LOL.

RedHeartStudio
05-18-2011, 03:34 PM
Robin you have gone above and beyond again!! you are amazing!! :notworthy:

So happy that all us bitches can play!!! :)

amyH
05-20-2011, 08:25 AM
Please sign me up for this swap..It is right up my alley!!!!!!!!!

sallyannart
05-20-2011, 10:19 PM
What a great way to release all that pent up anger. Sign me up!

LeonardaDaArtsi
05-21-2011, 10:15 AM
sally- i know right! haha

Lilthamel
05-21-2011, 01:03 PM
Well I was really stuck on this swap and thought i'd have to drop out. Then the pmsing kicked in last night and i made these. :wacko:

Fantasia
05-21-2011, 01:35 PM
Awesome!!!! Love the fridge one! :)

RedHeartStudio
05-21-2011, 05:39 PM
great cards lilthamel!!

HotMamaRama
05-21-2011, 09:56 PM
I totally relate to the fridge one! LMAO!

Sharazoid
05-21-2011, 10:14 PM
Yeah, what Trina said. Get outta my brain biotch!:wubclub:

cairnlae
05-21-2011, 10:30 PM
well im particular to the up your ass one! isnt that the football coach from Glee?!

oddbreed
05-22-2011, 12:26 PM
haaa:laugh::laugh: I like that one too~ that is the football coach from glee!

well im particular to the up your ass one! isnt that the football coach from Glee?!

Lilthamel
05-22-2011, 12:27 PM
thanks guys :cute: Not sure about thee ass card - where the bitch is from that is. i know i cut her out of something but i just look at the pictures not all the confusing words in magazines :wideeyed:

theweavershand
05-22-2011, 05:39 PM
those are awesome, Lilthamel! the frig one is perfect!

RobbyGirl
05-22-2011, 05:47 PM
Lithamel Fab cards!! Love Strong Enough!

HollyBear
05-24-2011, 11:57 AM
Here is 3 out of 4. I know the plan for the 4th one, but my printer went wacko so I cannot print the image I want to use right now.

cairnlae
05-24-2011, 12:28 PM
Im all about the customer service. That was me when I worked for Charter. :mad: :D

HotMamaRama
05-24-2011, 12:55 PM
Those are certainly good for a truthful laugh HollyBear!!

RobbyGirl
05-24-2011, 02:56 PM
Here's a link to a customer service video that should make you all laugh your asses off! (Courtesy of my Son)


FAQ, FAQOF, FUQHED (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/560476)
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cairnlae
05-24-2011, 03:00 PM
That was awesome!:notworthy:

HollyBear
05-24-2011, 03:37 PM
That was freakin hilarious!!!

HotMamaRama
05-24-2011, 05:16 PM
LMAO - I'm still chuckling!!! I would LOVE to do that IRL just once!!!!

theweavershand
05-24-2011, 07:55 PM
Awesome, Holly! love "Same Shit"!

jaw
05-25-2011, 12:03 PM
robbygirl ~ tell that boy of yours that HE ROCKS!!!! ROFL!!!

RobbyGirl
05-25-2011, 12:12 PM
I will Julie, He keeps asking me, Mom did they like the video I found for you?

RobbyGirl
05-25-2011, 02:19 PM
Awesome Blunt cards in from SCWk0511, thanks for the extra :wubclub:

unicorn1
05-25-2011, 09:43 PM
I think I saw somewhere that it's ONLY 3:3 right, not 6:6...is this right? I made 6 but no worries, I can just post 3 as soon as I find out. This was sooooooo much fun!!!!

RobbyGirl
05-25-2011, 10:31 PM
Just 3 Darling, I can't handle six per with unlimited participants I'd lose my Sh!t!

RobbyGirl
05-25-2011, 10:31 PM
Welcome Piece!

unicorn1
05-26-2011, 09:09 AM
Just 3 Darling, I can't handle six per with unlimited participants I'd lose my Sh!t!

That's what I thought I saw, sounds good and here they are, hope you like them:
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3261/small/1_Only_smaller2.jpg
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3261/small/1_I_m_so_glad_you_called_back.jpg
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3261/small/1_Stays_hard_all_night_long.jpg

oddbreed
05-26-2011, 01:29 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh:

Just 3 Darling, I can't handle six per with unlimited participants I'd lose my Sh!t!

HotMamaRama
05-26-2011, 02:22 PM
Glenda those ROCK!!!! I want to see the rest just for sh!ts and giggles!

RedHeartStudio
05-26-2011, 02:39 PM
Glenda those are awesome!!! I love the Stays hard all night long the best!!! LOL

and I am with Trina.....I wanna see the rest of them too!!! just cause!!! :)

RobbyGirl
05-26-2011, 02:54 PM
Awesome Cards Unicorn don't think you are going to find a shortage of peeps that want to trade for those extras!!

theweavershand
05-26-2011, 05:25 PM
Glenda...those are a riot! im with Beth. love "stays hard all night long"!!

Arivanna
05-27-2011, 03:36 AM
Oh yay!!! Now that you opened it to everyone I am SO doing this!!!

unicorn1
05-27-2011, 09:05 AM
Thanks everyone! Here are a few others and they are up for trade in my trade folder:
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3261/small/1_When_I_really_don_t_face.jpg
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3261/small/1_No_matter_how_good_she_looks.jpg
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/3261/small/1_Vera_drank2.jpg

This swap was just sooo fun!!! Can't wait to see everyone's cards!!!

HotMamaRama
05-27-2011, 09:41 AM
VERA is my idol!!! LMAO
You are ROCKIN these Glenda!!! I knew you would though! :wubclub:

Fantasia
05-27-2011, 10:52 AM
Love the "don't give a shit face" card!!!

duckduckgoose
05-27-2011, 02:37 PM
I'm sorry but I need to withdraw.

RedHeartStudio
05-27-2011, 11:05 PM
I too love Vera!!!! I noticed the little ducky.....and wondered if it's on the shirt or is that what is really making her happy!!! LOL :)

RedHeartStudio
05-27-2011, 11:08 PM
Robin my sweet......love the new user title!!!! my dirty minds just runs amuck!!! :)

SeattleMeg
05-28-2011, 04:51 PM
OK, after reading this thread, I cannot resist. Finally, a place for the things I don't say out loud! ROFL Please, may I play along?
Meg:notworthy:

RobbyGirl
05-28-2011, 05:49 PM
Robin my sweet......love the new user title!!!! my dirty minds just runs amuck!!! :) Ah well we can play in the muck together...LOL.

Welcome Seattle Meg. Oh check out the Oregon Live Gathering in link in my signature too! We have lots of people coming down from your area this Summer. It will be a blast!

SeattleMeg
05-28-2011, 09:26 PM
Heh. Lots of people have mentioned it. Unfortunately, I have a prior comittment that day with a friend who's getting married. But, this thread inspired me (blush). I hope these will work... They're collage, pencil, marker, and... yes, nail polish.
Meg

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/9692/1_img023.jpghttp://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/9692/1_img024.jpg
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/9692/1_img022.jpghttp://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/9692/1_img025.jpg

Theresagram
05-28-2011, 10:29 PM
Ok, here are my first 3....

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72954

HotMamaRama
05-28-2011, 11:00 PM
Yep, I do believe Slutty Bitch is my favorite!!!! LMAO

RobbyGirl
05-28-2011, 11:56 PM
LOL Theresa those are freakin hilarious. I love the ATC Slut card but they all rock!

Sure Republic of Ben, Welcome!

Theresagram
05-29-2011, 01:08 AM
Thanks! :D

cairnlae
05-29-2011, 08:43 AM
"yeah, I swap around..."....LOLOLOLOLOL!!! swear to GOD I'm making that into a tshirt!!

Nightvamp
05-29-2011, 10:23 AM
Great cards!

RobbyGirl
05-29-2011, 10:51 AM
Great cards Meg!

oddbreed
05-29-2011, 03:24 PM
SeattleMeg those are AWESOME!:) especially the "your still not getting laid" :laugh:

RobbyGirl
05-29-2011, 04:30 PM
I'd better make Blunt Cards today I'm in afeisty mood! I actually made a series of cards for the Adult Gallery today...LOL.

HotMamaRama
05-30-2011, 06:22 PM
Okay here are my cards. Inspiration came from the FPAT this weekend.
I think I covered everyone - Blondes, Gay, Dirty old men, male chauvinist pigs. All in good clean fun & Nothing but LOVE for ALL! :wubclub: My personal favorite is the Rock Hudson play on words. But Tipsy Bitch is kind of fun too. ;)

RobbyGirl
05-30-2011, 06:56 PM
Really fun Cards Hot Mama!

Fantasia
05-30-2011, 09:44 PM
HotMomma...those are just plain hilarious! Love 'Em!

jaw
05-31-2011, 01:16 AM
OMG Trina!!! That tipsy bitch!!! LOL!!!

Russell
05-31-2011, 10:21 AM
Any sign of my cards? They've been gone for a while.

RobbyGirl
05-31-2011, 11:17 AM
Sorry to worry you Russ, I haven't been to the po box in a few days, my little dude injured his leg and is on crutches with a cast. I've been on full time Mommy duty. My hubby ran for me this morn and your cards are in my pile ;). I'll get to acknowledging everyone later today after I get him to the doc for a 2nd set of xrays.

Russell
05-31-2011, 11:32 AM
Yay! Thanks. I mailed them from the campus PO and sometimes they don't seem to be the most reliable.

cairnlae
05-31-2011, 03:19 PM
Hahah...love the Rock Hudson card!

oddbreed
05-31-2011, 03:32 PM
sending quick recovery juju to Robbygirls lil guy~:)

RobbyGirl
05-31-2011, 06:17 PM
Awesome Blunt cards arrived from Russell, NightVamp, Lithamel and Joes Lines! Thank you all for such great hosties!

RobbyGirl
06-06-2011, 06:37 PM
SeattleMeg your awesome Blunt cards have arrived!

addicted2shoppn
06-07-2011, 12:39 PM
I put mine in the mailbox today! They are in my gallery if anyone wants to take a peek. I had to put them in the adult gallery because of the F-bomb :eek:

jaw
06-07-2011, 04:32 PM
I'm still waiting for my printer part ... I have some great sayings, just need my printer to work so that I can print them out .. I don't want to write them, it just looks better printed out (at least my idea of what I want!) ...

Theresagram
06-07-2011, 08:26 PM
I'm still waiting for my printer part ... I have some great sayings, just need my printer to work so that I can print them out .. I don't want to write them, it just looks better printed out (at least my idea of what I want!) ...

Ack! :swoon: Don't you hate it when the printer isn't working?!!! Drives me nuts! I like printing out stuff for most of my cards. So hubby knows if we're out of ink or something else is wrong, he needs to fix it right away! LOL

RobbyGirl
06-08-2011, 12:48 AM
Addicted your cards are way funny, I love her blood type is Pinot Grigio!

Theresagram
06-08-2011, 12:27 PM
Need to finish my hostess card and I'll be ready to mail... :)

RobbyGirl
06-08-2011, 02:13 PM
Melfaye and debra thanks for letting me know.

Theresagram, thanks for the update and thinking of me with a host card, sure hope your feeling much better!