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AnnD
05-23-2011, 10:48 PM
Swap Title: That Girl Ain’t Right
Swap Due Date: Cards in my hands by August 15
Signup/withdraw date: None, but please communicate
Number of Cards: 3 for 3 OR 6 for 6
Number of participants: 40
Media: HD or Mixed Media / Collage




That Girl Ain’t Right!



http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/2524/large/1_frontpage.jpg
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/4911/medium/1_oneeyecig.jpeg http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/237/medium/1_siamese_bikini_babes.jpg http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/1144/medium/1_foo_foo.jpg

Samples by themuppet, CindyJOB, amyfaerie, and nannerpants

This is a swap all about odd women and girls. Each card should depict at least one person of the female persuasion who is wonderfully weird, odd, or “off” in some way – but precisely which way is up to you!

Rules of the Road
- All cards should be the standard size: 2.5” x 3.5”.
- All cards should be sent in plastic sleeves.
- All cards must be original, and each card must be different. Please do not make copies, submit prints, or create three virtually identical cards.
- Show off your talents. Send work that took time and care.
- Please don’t use hard, bulky embellishments, which upset postal machines.
- No stickers, please.

Mailing & Postage
- When you're ready to mail, please PM me for my address.
- Make sure your name, user name, location, and the swap name appear on the backs of all ATCs.
- US Participants, include a SASE, business size, with enough postage to cover the mailing of your cards.
- I will cover the internationals.
- Please mail your cards early so they arrive on time.

Returns
- When you receive your returns, please leave iTrader for me and rep points for the artists.

Playas!
1. Evalila
2. themuppet
3. EdensRainbow
4. Panda
5. Russell
6. loubie
7. CindyJOB
8. cairnlae
9. Sharazoid
10. TheDina
11. GMS
12. HotMamaRama
13. nannernopants
14. JoyFlower
15. nightvamp
16. autumnsensation
17. miss
18. catscradle
19. Amerasu
20. Fantasia
21. oddbreed
22. 1ArtLady
23. rubyyot
24. Lilthamel
25. Maineatc
26. debs913
27. Halla
28. joeslines
29. mrubyjean
30. andyaly
31. novasmem
32. Unicorn1
33. Bob Florence
34. Baitu
35. JavaZarf
36. RebeccaG
37. lilywaters
38. TF Balding
39. claudia az
40.7tattoos
41. Kalimara
42. artsylola
43. momwith2byz
44. pinkhibiscusluv
45. theweavershand
46. Pickles
47. amyfaerie

Evalila
05-24-2011, 12:54 AM
Aaah, that´s not fair! I promised myself not to join any more swaps at the moment, I promised myself, I promised..... But HEY - - - August 15?!? I can make that!

Pleeeaze sign me up - I need some distraction at the moment :wacko:

AnnD
05-24-2011, 01:11 AM
LOL! You got it, Evalila! I hope that odd women prove highly distracting for you!

I'll add themuppet, too, since she just emailed me and asked to be enlisted. :)

themuppet
05-24-2011, 01:15 AM
Yeah that's right.. cause I'm too fancypants for just joining in the thread like a normal person. Cause... This girl ain't right.

EdensRainbow
05-24-2011, 01:33 AM
I gotsta have mo' cowbell! Also, sign me up!! :D

EdensRainbow
05-24-2011, 03:17 AM
Hi Panda!

Russell
05-24-2011, 06:18 AM
I know a lot of gals that "aint right" so I think I have some insight into this swap. Sign me up AnnD.

loubie
05-24-2011, 06:51 AM
haha! can i send in a self portrait???

Would love to join in-

CIndyjob
05-24-2011, 07:27 AM
Unlike Sarah, I do things the old fashioned way. Sign me up please Ann.

cairnlae
05-24-2011, 08:10 AM
what tha hay is a pig bell? That girl aint right! I'm in like Flint!

Sharazoid
05-24-2011, 08:45 AM
Can't have you having hives AnnieBaybee. Hook me up 'cause "This Girl Ain't Right" neither!

dina54
05-24-2011, 09:14 AM
Oh, a swap about me, how sweet. Guess I have to join.....

goodmorningstarshine
05-24-2011, 09:41 AM
I will be in. :D

HotMamaRama
05-24-2011, 10:06 AM
I gotsta have mo' cowbell! Also, sign me up!! :D

What she said!!! And we can't have you busting out in hives now can we!

AnnD
05-24-2011, 10:36 AM
YAY! Welcome, all you crazy-cool not right people! We might need to air out the tour bus. I think the last bartender spilled margarita mix . . .

Russell
05-24-2011, 11:00 AM
YAY! I think the last bartender spilled margarita mix . . .

I think the last bartender spilled a lot more than margarita mix!

cairnlae
05-24-2011, 11:17 AM
it doesnt smell like margarita mix..I think its...oh...ewww...

AnnD
05-24-2011, 11:25 AM
Old workout clothes?

Old workout clothes next to a carrot cake??

Carrot cake doused in diet Coke???

cairnlae
05-24-2011, 12:26 PM
pig peepee. that answers my question about the bells.

HotMamaRama
05-24-2011, 12:49 PM
GAG... BLAH.... GAG some more.... Pig Peepee!!! That's just nasty!!! :no:

Ann, PLEASE take the bus to get washed inside and out before we all board!!! Isn't there some hottie hunk all guys car wash somewhere nearby??? All we have around here are teenaged girls in bikini's.... They don't wax near as well as the should!

nanner
05-24-2011, 02:14 PM
Sign me up not-even-close-to-being-quite-right Hostess! Another monumental swap at its inception...SO EXCITING!

And I am thrilled to be signing up behind a Trina post, who clearly proved she ain't right by her killer-cool new username. And using my fave emote in her siggy :elvis:. Loves me the HotMamaRama!

Russell
05-24-2011, 02:18 PM
I have nothing to add to the conversation right now, but just wanted to have a post right after the ever cool Nanner! It's my theory that if I post after the cool kids I'll be accepted into their clique. Is it working?

JoyFlower
05-24-2011, 02:34 PM
Add me! Add me! Add me! .... and um, maybe add me? :)

Nightvamp
05-24-2011, 02:44 PM
Can i enter please

cairnlae
05-24-2011, 02:56 PM
It's my theory that if I post after the cool kids I'll be accepted into their clique. Is it working?

It's happened to those a lot less nice and deserving than you, so lets hope!:cool:

autumnsensation
05-24-2011, 03:12 PM
Would love to join this swap!

AnnD
05-24-2011, 03:12 PM
Nightvamp, JoyFlower, and nannernopants, ye are all welcome here!

Trina, surely SOMEONE has some hot guys around here who can wash out the bus! I never should have left it at that damn pig farm!

And Russell, I don't know if you've noticed yet, but you ARE a cool kid. I keep telling you this, and you keep sticking your fingers in your ears.

cairnlae
05-24-2011, 03:38 PM
surely SOMEONE has some hot guys around here who can wash out the bus!

I'm pretty sure I saw some half naked guys in kilts hanging out at Pixeldog's thread Hip to Be Square.....

CIndyjob
05-24-2011, 04:16 PM
Can Russell and Jack wash the bus? They aren't half bad...plus if Russell is sudsing up the ride I can rifle through his magic bag of art supplies!

AnnD
05-24-2011, 04:21 PM
Oooh! Russell, can we objectify you and Jack while Cindy steals your art supplies? I don't know Pixeldog, and he might not like it if I tried to jack his hipsters . . .

HotMamaRama
05-24-2011, 05:11 PM
I like the way you think Cindy! I was trying to visualize Russell and Jack with sudsy sponges as well.... ;)

Russell - You are THE Cool Kid we all follow, dontcha know!?!? And just for the record... I'm a real good tipper! ;) Just saying!

goodmorningstarshine
05-24-2011, 05:21 PM
I have nothing to add to the conversation right now, but just wanted to have a post right after the ever cool Nanner! It's my theory that if I post after the cool kids I'll be accepted into their clique. Is it working?

I already thought you were one of the cool kids...

AnnD
05-24-2011, 05:54 PM
Oh autumnsensation! I don't know how I missed you earlier, but I'm so sorry! Of course you can join in!

miss
05-24-2011, 06:14 PM
Can I play?

AnnD
05-24-2011, 06:21 PM
Always, miss! Welcome aboard!

Sharazoid
05-24-2011, 08:02 PM
That was cow BELLS, not...b*lls! Oh that bartender! We need a new hunky bartender right away. One who doesn't get car sick & who knows how to mix all of Muppet's cool drink inventions!

Cat's Cradle
05-24-2011, 09:16 PM
Wowsers. I had told myself I wouldn't join ANY swaps that are due in August....but since I'm not quite right, I need to board the bus.

And Jack may be too busy--crocheting red squares for me--to wash the bus!

Amerasu
05-24-2011, 09:17 PM
I'll try this :)

EdensRainbow
05-24-2011, 09:19 PM
No one can resist all the cool kids playing here!

Cat's Cradle
05-24-2011, 09:52 PM
No one can resist all the cool kids playing here!
No kidding! After the wondermous One-Eye Swap, how could I possibly resist another AnnD offering?

Fantasia
05-24-2011, 09:59 PM
Not quite right gals, an August deadline, and so many many cool kids....I'd love to play as long as the bus gets aired out first!!

oddbreed
05-24-2011, 10:51 PM
this swap is calling my name...sign me up please:cute:

1 Art Lady
05-24-2011, 11:04 PM
Hells Bells... Pig bells?!? Cow Bells?
Sudsy sponges?
Half naked guys in Kilts? (I thought that was a given?!)
...girls just have to wax right!
I am hoping to be one of the cool kids.....

AnnD
05-24-2011, 11:37 PM
catscradle, Amerasu, Fantasia, and oddbreed, I'm thrilled to have you! 1 Art Lady, I put you down as a Playa; is that what you wanted?

Also, for the record, EVERYONE in this swap is cool. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here. ;)

1 Art Lady
05-24-2011, 11:49 PM
Duh.... I was trying to ask nicely, if you would have a strung out end of the year teacher....
obviously I am not making sense at this time of the year! Thanks, I'll Play!

burningthirteen
05-25-2011, 01:14 AM
May I please join in the fun?

Lilthamel
05-25-2011, 03:58 AM
i'd also like to join - please sign me up

Russell
05-25-2011, 06:38 AM
Can Russell and Jack wash the bus? They aren't half bad...plus if Russell is sudsing up the ride I can rifle through his magic bag of art supplies!

Cindy, you know that if there is anything in my art bag you want I'd happily give it to you.


I like the way you think Cindy! I was trying to visualize Russell and Jack with sudsy sponges as well.... ;)



I think I'm a little disturbed by this - or flattered - or offended - not quite sure which just yet.

Ann - I'm taking the bus for a good cleaning before we board. I think I saw a opossum near the back (may be Mr. Bitey making a return appearance). After this swap please have the tour bus cleaned BEFORE you park it. I may have found a new bartender as well (how do you feel about redheads?)

Evalila
05-25-2011, 06:55 AM
LOL, this is sooo much fun!

I already finished one of my beautiful, cute girlies :biglaugh:

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/2901/medium/1_ThatGirl001.jpg

AnnD
05-25-2011, 07:59 AM
I love strung-out teachers, 1 Art Lady! My family is full of them! Want to be a little jealous, though? My son's last day is TODAY.

Delighted to have you, rubyyot and Lilthamel!

And Evalila! I absolutely love her! Those eyes! Those teeth! *Swoon*

AnnD
05-25-2011, 08:06 AM
Russell, thank you for taking care of the perpetual possum problem we seem to have on this bus! This time, I promise I will clean it thoroughly and stop leaving Mr. Bitey's Best Possum Snacks (TM) scattered on the floor.

I have always had a soft spot for redheads, so bring on the bartender!

Sharazoid
05-25-2011, 09:36 AM
I love me some redheads, too! Bring 'em on!

CIndyjob
05-25-2011, 09:40 AM
Cindy, you know that if there is anything in my art bag you want I'd happily give it to you.



I think I'm a little disturbed by this - or flattered - or offended - not quite sure which just yet.

)


We tease because we love.

HotMamaRama
05-25-2011, 10:00 AM
Exactly Cindy! If we didn't adore you immensely Russell, would we put so much effort into our antics?!?! :wubclub:

Maineatc
05-25-2011, 10:11 AM
Please sign me up. Thank you.

debs913
05-25-2011, 10:30 AM
Oh me, me, I want to join!

Halla
05-25-2011, 11:18 AM
Sign me up. I love to draw bizarre things!

Russell
05-25-2011, 12:35 PM
We tease because we love.


Exactly Cindy! If we didn't adore you immensely Russell, would we put so much effort into our antics?!?! :wubclub:

I'm feelin' the love.

So, what can I get you from my art bag?

joes lines
05-25-2011, 01:16 PM
Ok, I'll jump in. You may be getting my cards expressed mailed from England in August, but I'm a glutton for punishment.

EdensRainbow
05-25-2011, 01:29 PM
Evalila, she is fantastic! What a way to start the swap! :D

AnnD
05-25-2011, 01:40 PM
Joe, I'm so glad you're playing! I really think we might have to designate a special commitment award for mailing from England, though. Anyone have any thoughts?

Maineatc, debs913, and Halla, welcome!

ER, I agree! I have gone back to look at Evalila's card three times today!

Oh, and Russell: I'm not sure C-Job wants a specific supply so much as all of the supplies. And your ability to have the exact supply everyone needs, no matter what it is.

mrubyjean
05-25-2011, 01:47 PM
I'd like to join please!

AnnD
05-25-2011, 02:16 PM
Yay! Welcome, Martha!

Fantasia
05-25-2011, 02:18 PM
Oh, and Russell: I'm not sure C-Job wants a specific supply so much as all of the supplies. And your ability to have the exact supply everyone needs, no matter what it is.

I think she just likes the idea of rummaging around in his art supplies!! ;)

CIndyjob
05-25-2011, 04:07 PM
I think she just likes the idea of rummaging around in his art supplies!! ;)

Busted.

EdensRainbow
05-25-2011, 05:57 PM
I want to rummage in everyone's art supplies....I'll roll around in them all sexy-like...'cause this girl ain't right!

goodmorningstarshine
05-25-2011, 06:24 PM
....I'll roll around in them all sexy-like...


Maybe because it's because I'm kind of drunk, but that's totally hawt.

andyaly
05-25-2011, 06:34 PM
If there's still room, can I join?????? Please????:chatterbox:

AnnD
05-25-2011, 07:31 PM
Of course, andyaly! Always glad to have you!

And in case the impending tornado that's about to smack my neighborhood carries me away like Dorothy, I insist that you all carry on with the oddness while I'm in Oz!

HotMamaRama
05-25-2011, 07:47 PM
I was wondering about the tornado's for all of you mid-westerners. Just remember to click your heels to return to us! Enjoy the ride! ;)

My little sister is in St. Louis and she is freaking out! One touched down about a mile away yesterday, and she supposedly in a direct path of more today! A few months ago one was so close that it blew out windows in her apartment!
I would have moved after that but that's just me. You know like when the little voices in the TV told the family to "GET OUT" in Poltergeist!?! I would have started packing IMMEDIATELY!!! lol

goodmorningstarshine
05-25-2011, 07:51 PM
Silly. The sirens haven't stopped for hours. Where does your sister live?

HotMamaRama
05-25-2011, 07:53 PM
I don't know what part of St. Louis, I've never been there. But she lives on Grape Ave. if that helps.

ArtsyLady
05-25-2011, 08:00 PM
Oh please..This is the place for meee...either that or the padded white room, not sure which. 8 more school days here...

themuppet
05-25-2011, 08:11 PM
Of course, andyaly! Always glad to have you!

And in case the impending tornado that's about to smack my neighborhood carries me away like Dorothy, I insist that you all carry on with the oddness while I'm in Oz!

*whimper*

you're my heroin. I'd go all Sid Vicious and stab a whiny blonde in withdrawals without you!

goodmorningstarshine
05-25-2011, 08:12 PM
I googled it. Looks like she is about 13 miles away from me!

goodmorningstarshine
05-25-2011, 08:14 PM
*whimper*

you're my heroin. I'd go all Sid Vicious and stab a whiny blonde in withdrawals without you!

Can't think of Sid Vicious without thinking of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_RR9WjUlI

It's a wrestling thing.

themuppet
05-25-2011, 08:15 PM
GACK *twitch twitch* OW!

cairnlae
05-25-2011, 08:44 PM
I'd go all Sid Vicious and stab a whiny blonde in withdrawals without you!

*gulp*:wideeyed:

themuppet
05-25-2011, 08:51 PM
This whiny blonde: http://sp1.fotolog.com/photo/1/63/23/moviesign/1243198582166_f.jpg

My favorite part of Sid and Nancy = when she finally shut the hell up.

cairnlae
05-25-2011, 08:57 PM
God I loved that barbed wire tiara...*sighhhh*....

unicorn1
05-25-2011, 10:05 PM
Crikey I missed out!! Can I be on the wait list please?

themuppet
05-25-2011, 10:26 PM
God I loved that barbed wire tiara...*sighhhh*....

mmmhmmm!! and all of that studded leather! yum!

AnnD
05-25-2011, 11:01 PM
Absolutely, Glenda! novasmem, I put you at the very top of the waiting list; is that what you wanted?

Your poor sister, Trina! As I type this, it sounds like Jason is driving our house through a car wash. And I think he paid for the hot wax. And lightning.

If you haven't admired the "squall line" moving from Illinois into Indiana, here is the stunning visual:

http://www.wishtv.com/

AnnD
05-25-2011, 11:03 PM
P.S. Dear Sid: I'm never going anywhere. Love, Heroin

themuppet
05-25-2011, 11:17 PM
Holy crap that's a pretty storm!!

andyaly
05-25-2011, 11:39 PM
Well....I did some experimenting, and I came up with this girl, who definitely ain't right:
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/5639/small/1_This_Girl_Ain_t_Right.jpg
Not sure yet if I'll use her for the swap, but had fun making her! :wacko:

AnnD
05-25-2011, 11:53 PM
andyaly, that is a totally brilliant experiment! I love the colors! I love the features! I say put her in!!!

Evalila
05-26-2011, 07:11 AM
Thanks all for your kind comments on my first card :D

Now - May I introduce you to Amalia?

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/2901/medium/1_ThatGirl002.jpg

cairnlae
05-26-2011, 09:21 AM
GAH! Elephant Girl! You gotta love a good Circus Freak...you just gotta!!!

Evalila
05-26-2011, 09:30 AM
LOL!

Here´s another one - Barbarella:

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/2901/medium/1_ThatGirl003.jpg

Fantasia
05-26-2011, 10:02 AM
Evalila...your cards are just outstanding....you've set the bar pretty high on this one! Nice job!

AnnD
05-26-2011, 11:15 AM
Seriously! Evalila! You are rocking this swap!

Evalila
05-26-2011, 11:22 AM
:cute: Thank you! I´m glad you like my little girls :wubclub:

oddbreed
05-26-2011, 12:56 PM
im feeling the "oddness"

Russell
05-26-2011, 02:02 PM
Okay Ann, the tour bus is clean and stocked and ready for boarding. The bartender has been forewarned but seems ready to entertain us and keep us supplied with the beverages of choice (he even seems up to the task of mixing some of Muppets signature drinks - if only he could get that hooch recipe from her). Everyone on board - there's even room for those on the waiting list to join the party.

AnnD
05-26-2011, 02:09 PM
Well done, Russell! You can have first pick of the seats!

oddbreed!!! I can't even count the ways in which I adore her! She is FABULOUS!

Evalila
05-26-2011, 02:17 PM
oddbreed she´s awesome!!!

I´m getting on the bus right now - WHERE´S MY TEQUILA SUNRISE????

AnnD
05-26-2011, 05:01 PM
I haven't had one of those in years!

Bob Florence
05-26-2011, 08:51 PM
You can put me on the waiting list.

Cat's Cradle
05-26-2011, 09:24 PM
Ann, does Zetti-style count as "not right"? Cause that's my personal fave right now...

All the cards posted already are totally awesome!

AnnD
05-26-2011, 10:34 PM
I've seen plenty of Zetti gals that ain't right, so go for it!

Bob Florence, you're on the list, my friend!

HotMamaRama
05-27-2011, 08:53 AM
Are you sure you don't want to bump the count to 33 Ann? Cause that is one smokin hot waiting list you got so far! ;)

AnnD
05-27-2011, 10:28 AM
A HotMama can always spot a HotWaitingList! I could probably be persuaded to go to 35 if one of the smokin' hotties pipes up with a yes, or a holla, or another affirmative-type sound!

:yes:

Cat's Cradle
05-27-2011, 09:45 PM
I've seen plenty of Zetti gals that ain't right, so go for it!

Bob Florence, you're on the list, my friend!
Yay!! And since I've emptied all my art fodder onto the table (and managed to bury the laptop in the process), I actually KNOW where my various components are! :wideeyed:

AnnD
05-27-2011, 11:37 PM
Hahaha! Sounds like you have semi-obscene levels of art fodder - which is EXACTLY the right amount!

EdensRainbow
05-28-2011, 02:38 AM
Oooh, some lovely not quite right gals!

And Russell, I hope you've packed plenty of pink lemonade vodka for yours truly here! I'll adore you forever. :D

Russell
05-28-2011, 09:24 AM
Oooh, some lovely not quite right gals!

And Russell, I hope you've packed plenty of pink lemonade vodka for yours truly here! I'll adore you forever. :D

I'll make sure there is plenty of pink lemonade vodka just for you ER - 'cause I love to be adored by amazing people!

AnnD
05-28-2011, 09:39 AM
Absolutely, Baitu!

Oh yeah, and Russell - there's lots of diet Coke, right? You I ain't right until I get my morning diet Coke!

JoyFlower
05-28-2011, 02:27 PM
Here are "Pretty, But Ain't Right" and "Cute, But Ain't Right".

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_w.pretty_but_not_right.jpg http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_cute_but_not_right.jpg

EdensRainbow
05-28-2011, 03:49 PM
Haha! Love those eyes, Joyflower! Fantastic!

And Russell is my favorite! :D

AnnD
05-28-2011, 06:03 PM
CHERYL! Okay, you know I have a thing about weird nostrils, right? I really, really, REALLY like weird nostrils. Miss Pretty is ringing my bell like there's no tomorrow! Fantastic work!

1 Art Lady
05-28-2011, 08:21 PM
I am "lovin" Cute but ain't right!

Cat's Cradle
05-28-2011, 08:31 PM
Hahaha! Sounds like you have semi-obscene levels of art fodder - which is EXACTLY the right amount!

Not semi-obscene. Obscene. I only did the belching shelf. It took all day, for three days! I can see the floor now, and even bits of the table. The other two rooms will have to wait; I'm pooped!!


Absolutely, Baitu!

Oh yeah, and Russell - there's lots of diet Coke, right? You I ain't right until I get my morning diet Coke!
You obviously hadn't had that Diet Coke when typed this! :twitcy:

JoyFlower
05-28-2011, 10:34 PM
Thanks y'all. Yeah Ann, I knew about about the nostril issue. :D Glad you like! I've been swooning over the cards already posted, and I know there is SO MUCH wonderful weirdness yet to be delivered. Can't wait!

Strange girls, obscene(amounts of) art fodder, yummy beverages, bitey mascots and soapy suds ... this party is shaping up about as expected.

Got coffee over there Russell? Someone better stay sober to keep an eye on this party!
I nominate... anyone but me. :wubclub:

EdensRainbow
05-28-2011, 11:58 PM
Haha! You got it, Cheryl! Sobriety and I haven't been friends for a long time.

Evalila
05-29-2011, 03:42 AM
Fantastic cards, JoyFlower! "Pretty" is awesome!

Cat's Cradle
05-29-2011, 09:53 AM
I've got my coffee here--extra strong 'cause that's how I roll--so I can chaperone. :policeman:

Evalila
05-29-2011, 10:15 AM
Here´s my last card, "Cecilia":

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/2901/medium/1_ThatGirl004.jpg

Nightvamp
05-29-2011, 10:21 AM
Great cards Evalila and Joyflower

Cat's Cradle
05-29-2011, 10:21 AM
Oooh!! Evelyn, I like Cecilia! (Of course, I have a soft spot for buggy girls--my youngest is nicknamed Bug. :D)

AnnD
05-29-2011, 11:32 AM
OMG! Evalila, you are blowing me away! I love her buggy beautimousness!

EdensRainbow
05-29-2011, 01:24 PM
I love the haunting beauty of "Cecilia", though I suspect she isn't going to make it out of our adorable host's house. :D

JoyFlower
05-29-2011, 01:51 PM
LOVE Cecilia!! :swoon: Sadly I suspect ER may be correct in her calculation of the odds that it might end up in one of our return envelopes. *sigh* Great set of cards Evalila!

Evalila
05-29-2011, 02:00 PM
Thank you all!!!!
I had a bad day and needed kind words like these to build me up!

AnnD
05-29-2011, 02:52 PM
Oh, silly girls! You should know by now that if you jump up and down waving your arms, I will try to make a note that you love a card. Of course, if six of you jump up and down at once, I can't make all of you happy (and the bartender might spill the margarita mix again), but I do try!

:)

oddbreed
05-29-2011, 03:18 PM
more odd and twisted eye candy...

HotMamaRama
05-29-2011, 03:35 PM
OH MY WORD!!!!
That's it!!! I want to BE that woman Oddbreed!!! :notworthy: :swoon:
** if only my boobs were that perky.... sigh....** LMAO

AnnD
05-29-2011, 04:50 PM
Long live odd & twisted eye candy!!! oddbreed, she is ASTOUNDERATING! I adore her!

cairnlae
05-29-2011, 05:11 PM
whoah.:cool:

1 Art Lady
05-29-2011, 08:51 PM
Oh! I love her!

JavaZarf
05-30-2011, 10:21 AM
i would like to sit in the back of the bus on the waiting list
(or be number 35 if the list is expanded)
and just to be not right - a harvey wallbanger please

1 Art Lady
05-30-2011, 01:10 PM
Here is my first one...

AnnD
05-30-2011, 01:17 PM
1 Art Lady! She is deliciously not right! Those eyes are mesmerizing!

JavaZarf, welcome aboard, and enjoy that drink! I've never had one, nor any drink made with Galliano. What does it taste like?

JavaZarf
05-30-2011, 01:53 PM
if my memory serves, pretty awful
but if you drink enough of them, you dont care

AnnD
05-30-2011, 02:34 PM
Hahahaha! Fair enough!

JoyFlower
05-31-2011, 12:27 AM
Wowza oddbreed ... she's somethin'! She's the reason for the saying that, "It's all fun and games until someone get's poked in the eye!" ;)

Hahaha! Good response JavaZ! :laugh:

Here's my third card ... I hope she's still "human" enough to qualify for this swap. If not, I'll find her another home.
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_w.giraffe_girl.jpg

CIndyjob
05-31-2011, 08:09 AM
Cheryl, she is perfect! And really, not right at all. I love her sleepy eyes!

goodmorningstarshine
05-31-2011, 10:35 AM
Here's my first card: Brain Freeze.

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/2256/large/1_Brain_Freeze.JPG

oddbreed
05-31-2011, 10:37 AM
carefree cyclopse...at least shes wearing her clothes...LOL

JoyFlower
05-31-2011, 10:39 AM
Thanks Cindy!! :) And here is my last card...kind of fell in love with this one, heehee.

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_w.snack.jpg

JoyFlower
05-31-2011, 10:41 AM
Triple Post!! :jiggy: Clever card StarsyGirl! And that carefree cyclops is awesome.

Evalila
05-31-2011, 10:47 AM
Oh, JoyFlower, your last girl is awesome!

AnnD
05-31-2011, 11:53 AM
I seriously LOL'ed for about 90 seconds when I saw that tongue and those flies! Great cards, JoyFlower! Your giraffe girl is dreamy!

And oddbreed, I don't know where you've been all our lives, but I'm so glad you're here now! Fabulous Cyclops!

GMS! Brain Freeze is so clever! She will be very safe from zombies, but she might not be very safe from me . . . :D

oddbreed
05-31-2011, 12:53 PM
thanks ladies...:wubclub:
great pics everyone!!! im getting inspired to do some horn action~:elvis:

AnnD
05-31-2011, 03:01 PM
Sweet! I loves the horns!

Well, actually, I loves them on cards. I had an ex-boyfriend who used to signal that he was "in the mood" through the very romantic extending of his index finger atop his forehead, as if he were a unicorn. There's a bit of romance for you.

oddbreed
05-31-2011, 03:34 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: TMI....but i love it!:wacko:

Fantasia
05-31-2011, 03:57 PM
I notice you said "ex-boyfriend" good move for you!!!

AnnD
05-31-2011, 04:45 PM
LOL! Yes, well, I had good taste eventually! ;)

Russell
05-31-2011, 06:14 PM
I had an ex-boyfriend who used to signal that he was "in the mood" through the very romantic extending of his index finger atop his forehead, as if he were a unicorn. There's a bit of romance for you.

I don't know what kind of drinks that bartender is mixing, but this conversation does not sound entirely sober. :wideeyed:

cairnlae
05-31-2011, 06:31 PM
Sweet! I loves the horns!

Well, actually, I loves them on cards. I had an ex-boyfriend who used to signal that he was "in the mood" through the very romantic extending of his index finger atop his forehead, as if he were a unicorn. There's a bit of romance for you.

I'm gonna throw you that sign when you least expect it when you come to Greenville.Somewhere in a very public place.:wideeyed: :D

Cat's Cradle
05-31-2011, 07:15 PM
*ahem* Chaperon stepping in....

Whatever that barkeep is serving up, it needs to be doubled! Not enough snark, gore, or TMI yet!

JoyFlower
05-31-2011, 07:26 PM
What a great chaperone!!! :wubclub:

1 Art Lady
05-31-2011, 08:49 PM
:) :) ;)

CIndyjob
05-31-2011, 11:30 PM
Oh Carinlae I think little Miss AnnDee can count on some unicorn love wherever she goes from now on *stamping hoof on ground*

AnnD
05-31-2011, 11:53 PM
Jason just came in to find out why I was laughing so hard. You guys are hysterical!

catscradle, thank you for being the very best kind of chaperone! :jiggy:

Russell, I told him ONE finger of rum in my diet Coke. Why did you hire a guy with such huge hands?!

themuppet
06-01-2011, 12:11 AM
I make really bad elephant noises (along with ridiculous trunk pantomime) at the hubbs whenever I'm feeling extra flirty, so you're totally getting unielephanticorn. Watch out, gird your loins, hide your rum, I'm comin' for ya.

*elephant noise*

EdensRainbow
06-01-2011, 01:21 AM
Oh! Awesome cards! I adore brain freeze! And frog lady! Wiiiiiiild. :D

*pokes her unicorn at Ann* Hey, beh-bee. Hows about you, me and cards make three, er, five. Wait, is math sexy?

Nightvamp
06-01-2011, 07:01 AM
Wow, great cards everyone! Love them

JavaZarf
06-01-2011, 07:01 AM
am i sensing a unielephanticorn swap?

Sharazoid
06-01-2011, 10:20 AM
Yes! Shirley. That is a great idea! Hybrids with attitude! I'm in.

AnnD
06-01-2011, 10:31 AM
muppet, I completely adore you. ER, math is sexy x5! To the power of Pi!

JavaZarf, that made me LOL. I am not so much on the drawing of the animals, but if it were a "Dorky, Funny, Awesome Things People Do When They Want Action" swap, I think I could figure out a way to draw Sarah with some elephant parts.

RebeccaG
06-01-2011, 03:06 PM
Sign me up please~sounds fun!

oddbreed
06-01-2011, 03:39 PM
AnnD make it a 6er...:D please:notworthy:

AnnD
06-01-2011, 04:07 PM
LOL! How can I possibly resist a bowing request?! It is done, oddbreed! The swap is now 3:3 OR 6:6!

RebeccaG, you're on the waiting list!

themuppet
06-01-2011, 04:12 PM
I am not so much on the drawing of the animals, but if it were a "Dorky, Funny, Awesome Things People Do When They Want Action" swap, I think I could figure out a way to draw Sarah with some elephant parts.

Or at least put me in an elephant thong (http://www.ndswear.com/mens-elephant-thong.html)!

lilywaters
06-01-2011, 04:24 PM
waiting list please. you know this swap can't happen without me. along with the 90 million strange ones who signed up. i have no doubt that in this crowd it will all be self portraits

joes lines
06-01-2011, 04:30 PM
Or at least put me in an elephant thong (http://www.ndswear.com/mens-elephant-thong.html)!

Arrgh! WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

Fantasia
06-01-2011, 04:41 PM
Joe...you did ask to get on this bus, didn't you? Sometimes you have to be careful what you ask for. HA HA HA!! :twitcy:

themuppet
06-01-2011, 04:46 PM
Arrgh! WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

omg hahahaha sorry, Joe! Care for some Mental Floss? Guaranteed to remove unsightly.. ahem.. bulges.. from between your lobes, gyri, and sulci!

AnnD
06-01-2011, 06:20 PM
LMAO! Poor Joe! Amerasu knows a guy who showed up to a party wearing one of those and a bathrobe. Now THAT is a set of . . . ears.

lilywaters, you are on the waiting list!

joes lines
06-01-2011, 06:46 PM
This would be a classic example of failed expectations. I was expecting to see THIS (http://s469.photobucket.com/albums/rr54/tinkerbellflies/?action=view&current=Picture287.jpg&newest=1), and instead saw ears...






...and a lot of trunk...






...a whole lot of trunk.

Cat's Cradle
06-01-2011, 06:50 PM
:biglaugh: @ both of these!!! Now, THAT's what I'm talking about. Barkeep, put a half shot of Bailey's in my coffee, please!


Or at least put me in an elephant thong (http://www.ndswear.com/mens-elephant-thong.html)!


This would be a classic example of failed expectations. I was expecting to see THIS (http://s469.photobucket.com/albums/rr54/tinkerbellflies/?action=view&current=Picture287.jpg&newest=1), and instead saw ears...






...and a lot of trunk...






...a whole lot of trunk.

JavaZarf
06-01-2011, 07:22 PM
if five people jump off the bus
i will get to play this girl
she aint right
she is barbie meets crackle paint and fish parts
73398

unicorn1
06-01-2011, 08:13 PM
I see I have moved up in the wait list...yay!

AnnD
06-01-2011, 09:44 PM
she is barbie meets crackle paint and fish parts Hahahaha! She's wonderful!

I will say again that if the waiting list makes a little noise, they can come play without waiting. :D

HotMamaRama
06-01-2011, 10:23 PM
HELLO!!!! JavaZarf!!!! Please jump and shout and dance about so Ann can take you all off the wait list!!! CRACKLE BARBIE is DIVINE!!!

oddbreed
06-01-2011, 10:56 PM
yay! thanks AnnD!

Cat's Cradle
06-01-2011, 10:58 PM
Or just show her the "unicorn horn." Oh, wait...was that this thread or another one? Ah, hell, just go with it! :rolleyes:

autumnsensation
06-02-2011, 11:04 AM
Here is a link to my cards for this swap:

http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/index.php?n=231419

Fantasia
06-02-2011, 11:07 AM
autumnsensation....those girls are too divine!!!

1 Art Lady
06-02-2011, 11:10 AM
autumnsensation, Love the girls.... especially Stevie and Hortense!

AnnD
06-02-2011, 11:33 AM
Those are wonderful, autumnsensation! Love all those quirky girls! :D

EdensRainbow
06-02-2011, 12:59 PM
Fantastic little ladies, autumn! I especially love Ingrid. :laugh:

goodmorningstarshine
06-02-2011, 03:14 PM
Ditto! I like Stevie the best...she's right, she should never blend in. :D

Nightvamp
06-02-2011, 05:35 PM
There cute! Hortense is my favorite!

Sharazoid
06-02-2011, 08:43 PM
Great ladies, Autumn. I love Stevie the best, too! All are fun.

Russell
06-03-2011, 08:36 AM
Russell, I told him ONE finger of rum in my diet Coke. Why did you hire a guy with such huge hands?!

Oh, did he have huge hands too?

1 Art Lady
06-03-2011, 09:04 AM
HA!:P

oddbreed
06-03-2011, 09:28 AM
more oddness...or girls gone wild! LOL

AnnD
06-03-2011, 09:47 AM
oddbreed, I don't know how to put this delicately, so I'll be blunt. HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO SWAP THOSE OUT?!

In fact, you guys don't mind if I keep all the cards posted so far for myself, do you? 'Kaygreatthankshaveanotherdrinkloveyabye!

cairnlae
06-03-2011, 09:51 AM
I have got to stop reading these threads before coffee..I read that as shave another drink.

oddbreed
06-03-2011, 09:51 AM
;) i know whatcha mean~

AnnD
06-03-2011, 09:54 AM
cairnlae, if you want to shave your drinks, you totally can. I like people to feel comfortable and free while aboard the bus.

oddbreed
06-03-2011, 09:58 AM
:laugh::laugh:

cairnlae
06-03-2011, 10:01 AM
meh.:dull:

Fantasia
06-03-2011, 10:05 AM
OMG oddbreed!! Those girls are just too die for!!!! I like the mustacheod one myself....just made me giggle!
:swoon:

themuppet
06-03-2011, 11:51 AM
Oh, did he have huge hands too?

*thud*

Sharazoid
06-03-2011, 03:52 PM
Oh, did he have huge hands too?

Russell, you are a cheeky monkey. Big hands... hahaha!

Sharazoid
06-03-2011, 03:53 PM
Oddbreed, those chicas rocked my socks off. I LOVE the one with the jar of eyeballs bestest!!!

miss
06-03-2011, 07:09 PM
Awesome cards, oddbreed!

joes lines
06-04-2011, 06:45 PM
I did three slightly off center contributions. I'm definitely going to do one more; maybe a full six if I can conjure up a couple more ideas.

AnnD
06-04-2011, 07:51 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! *Pants* I love that crazy-ass woman in purple!

*Resumes hostly composure / pretends to have dignity*

Why Joe, what very fine cards you have created. I find all of them very pleasing. Could someone pass me the Grey Poupon? And a box of Kleenex for the day when I have to give all of these cards away?

JoyFlower
06-04-2011, 08:16 PM
Fantastic cards oddbreed! I think I've finally decided I want, oh I mean best like, the wind-up girl. :)

Joe - those are seriously weirdly wonderful .... oh, the times I've wanted to stitch peoples' mouths shut!! She might be my hero. Really.

goodmorningstarshine
06-04-2011, 08:37 PM
Okay, I'm about to prove just how incredibly, wonderfully dorky I am:

Joe, is that a pole dancing Silurian?

autumnsensation
06-04-2011, 09:00 PM
Thank you all for the lovely encouraging comments! You all gave me a big head. And I think it might be misshapen, too. ;o)

I'm salivating over Oddbreed's girl with the jar of eyeballs, truly salivating.

And I'm freaking out over that pole-dancing chick. Too too brilliant!!

themuppet
06-04-2011, 09:29 PM
Holy crapnoodles I too love the one in purple. Sewing his mouth shut <3

unicorn1
06-04-2011, 09:33 PM
she is barbie meets crackle paint and fish parts Hahahaha! She's wonderful!

I will say again that if the waiting list makes a little noise, they can come play without waiting. :D

- banging on her drum, arms flailing and head shaking with rings on her fingers and bells on her toes while shouting "pick me, pick me!! Can I play???"

AnnD
06-04-2011, 10:48 PM
LOL! Yes, unicorn1, you most certainly can!

I have expanded the size of the swap from 30 to 40, which means we have a couple of openings.

:)

unicorn1
06-05-2011, 12:16 AM
yay! Thanks Ann!!

JavaZarf
06-05-2011, 08:31 AM
yay
you girl, is right!

HotMamaRama
06-05-2011, 09:56 AM
Oh my stars! Look at all of these freakishly delightful wondrous women!!!
Joe :notworthy: that first girl with the bows in her hair, lovingly retrieving her most delicious lizard lunch from the bowl, like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar!!!!! :swoon: she makes my heart pitted patter!! (((covet, covet, covet)))

CIndyjob
06-05-2011, 10:45 AM
Thank you all for the lovely encouraging comments! You all gave me a big head. And I think it might be misshapen, too. ;o)



And that will make us love you even more.


Yeah Joe, your'e pretty much my hero with those cards.

1 Art Lady
06-05-2011, 03:12 PM
Joe, crazy wonderful cards! I love the pole dancer best, but at this time of the year I would love to be the teacher that sews her students mouths shut if even for just five minutes of peace and sanity!

TF Balding
06-05-2011, 06:56 PM
Are there any spots left??? I've been watching quietly and thinking about this swap.... and i really wanna play, too!

JoyFlower
06-05-2011, 10:08 PM
Three more from me since 6:6 became an option. :jiggy:
http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_w.magically_not_right.jpg http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_w.carnivorously_incorrect.jpg http://www.atcsforall.com/forum/gallery/images/383/medium/1_w.Sister_PINney.jpg

AnnD
06-05-2011, 11:04 PM
TF Balding, welcome aboard!

JoyFlower, please have my children. My bat-winged, fang-sporting, one-eyed bowling nun children . . . also known as my children.

P.S. Thosearetotallyfreakingbrilliant!!!

themuppet
06-05-2011, 11:05 PM
HOly crap that nun is FABULOUS.

CIndyjob
06-05-2011, 11:06 PM
HOly crap that nun is FABULOUS.

You know what she has got? Nun Balls!

You OWN this swap Ms J. Flower


PS: If you have a baby with Ann think what a fun baby shower we can have! Auntie Mupps can make it widdle zombie bunny swippers.

oddbreed
06-05-2011, 11:46 PM
Joyflower~BADASS!:wub:

JoyFlower
06-06-2011, 12:12 AM
Thank you! This swap is TOO MUCH fun - I had to make more cards, because I am salivating over everything that has been posted so far, and am greedy to get my hands on as many as possible. :D

Ann, we will have to work on the children next time I see you!
Mupps - what swap would be complete without a freaky little nun?
Cinders - you are officially godmother of any creepy little offspring we produce!
Odds - I heart you completely because I don't believe anyone in my whole life has ever referred to me as BADASS! I am honored.

andyaly
06-06-2011, 12:54 AM
Joyflower, those girls are fantastic!!!

Odds - I heart you completely because I don't believe anyone in my whole life has ever referred to me as BADASS! I am honored....haha, I can totally relate! It's on my bucket list to someday do something that people will refer to as badass!;)

Fantasia
06-06-2011, 11:58 AM
:swoon:....."thud"......that Nun is just too too FANTASTIK!!!!!!

AnnD
06-06-2011, 01:13 PM
JoyFlower, you badass! You're going to start a nun war!

claudia_az
06-06-2011, 01:19 PM
can i still join?

AnnD
06-06-2011, 02:03 PM
Yup! Welcome aboard, claudia az!

MaineATC, your cards arrived today! First set in!

7tattoos
06-07-2011, 01:06 AM
I'd like to play

AnnD
06-07-2011, 09:53 AM
7tattoos, you are in!

Russell
06-07-2011, 01:39 PM
Where's that bartender? I need a very strong drink! After a day like this I may have to go back to drinking diet coke!

AnnD
06-07-2011, 01:42 PM
Oh no, Russell! I told the bartender he could take a lunch break! Silly me! If you come sit by me, you'll probably get a contact high until you find an actual diet Coke. I just finished one.

goodmorningstarshine
06-07-2011, 01:59 PM
I'm drinking one right now.

Russell
06-07-2011, 02:48 PM
I have not had a diet coke since New Year's Eve! And, like any good junkie, I still have cravings for the stuff and want a fix really bad, but I'm fighting it and sticking with my iced tea... for now.

AnnD
06-07-2011, 04:17 PM
Good for you!

I am not fighting anything. I am drinking red wine. It's been a looooooong, hot day, and I am sick and tired of tangling with my kid, who is being about as cooperative as an angry hyena.

Fantasia
06-07-2011, 05:25 PM
ooh, I feel for you AnnD....wish I could tell you it gets better, but mine DD is almost 15 and we continue to do battle.

AnnD
06-07-2011, 07:51 PM
*Cries copiously*

Cat's Cradle
06-07-2011, 09:32 PM
Are nuns with "downstairs mix-ups" acceptable? In the adult gallery, of course. ;)

oddbreed
06-07-2011, 09:54 PM
:eek::swoon: LOL!

AnnD
06-07-2011, 10:34 PM
But absolutely!

Cat's Cradle
06-07-2011, 10:49 PM
That gives me two fun cards in my head now!

CIndyjob
06-08-2011, 08:19 AM
I have not had a diet coke since New Year's Eve! And, like any good junkie, I still have cravings for the stuff and want a fix really bad, but I'm fighting it and sticking with my iced tea... for now.


OH EM GEEEEEE. SInce New Year's Eve?:notworthy:

Russell
06-08-2011, 08:41 AM
OH EM GEEEEEE. SInce New Year's Eve?:notworthy:

Yep - I gave up carbination as a new year's resolution.

AnnD
06-08-2011, 10:36 AM
I would toast you Russell, but it would seem a little weird to do so with my diet Coke.

oddbreed
06-08-2011, 10:41 AM
i love carbination...but i dont always have it, only when i need a good burping:eek::D
so i'll toast to you Russell with my tainted chai tea~
AnnD~i love this swap theme, i think ive done at least a dozen cards...

JavaZarf
06-08-2011, 10:45 AM
personally
i have worse sins than carbonation that i could have given up for a new year's resolution
but i didnt

Sharazoid
06-08-2011, 11:39 AM
Oh my stars! Look at all of these freakishly delightful wondrous women!!!
Joe :notworthy: that first girl with the bows in her hair, lovingly retrieving her most delicious lizard lunch from the bowl, like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar!!!!! :swoon: she makes my heart pitted patter!! (((covet, covet, covet)))

Once again, T, we are of one mind. I love all of Joes cards, but the lizard/cookie jar is by far my fave!!!

Sharazoid
06-08-2011, 11:45 AM
Oddbreed - I LOVE your new cards. The horny girl is divine & I adore 1-eyed girls, 'specially if they've got a pig named Wilbur & a spider named Charlotte! I better get to making some awesome cards as I sit here and drool...

AnnD
06-08-2011, 12:47 PM
oddbreed, I am thrilled that this swap theme has inspired you, because ALL the cards you've made have been genius! The one-eyed girl with the pig? LOVE!

And Shara, get busy, girl! I know you're going to rock this swap, too! ;)

P.S. autmnsensation, your cards are here! Thanks for the host card! :yes:

oddbreed
06-08-2011, 01:04 PM
Sharazoid good guess its the twisted vesion of Charlottes web...

Nightvamp
06-08-2011, 03:37 PM
Great cards oddbread, there all great but the second one really pops out!

JoyFlower
06-08-2011, 03:55 PM
Gotta agree... Love the twisted Charlotte! :wub:

I also love carbonation ... Try to avoid soda, but fizzy water is a beverage favorite!
(plain, with juice, with wine, or ...). I need the bubbly!

Halla
06-08-2011, 03:59 PM
Oddbreed great cards, girl going to mens room is my favorite!