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    SmartAzz Housewives, Due August 5, 2019

    Swap Due Date – August 5, 2019
    Signup/withdraw Date – None; please just communicate
    Number of Cards - 3 : 3 or 6 : 6
    Number of Participants – unlimited
    Media: ALL mediums are welcomed; I will strive to trade effort for effort but can’t guarantee like for like
    Theme – Housewife Humor

    SmartAzz Housewives, Due August 5, 2019

    Who is this woman, This housewife who has been jaded by years of unappreciated toil and servitude to better her family? She still has a smile, but the things she thinks and says when no one is around!
    These funnies always crack me up. I see these saying on napkins and magnets and greeting cards, but I don’t have any fun miniature art cards to play with! If you feel these would make a great addition to your collection, please join me in this swap!
    A quick note as well: sometimes this sassy woman with attitude might slip up and swear just a touch. I think it’s funny and a cuss word or two doesn’t bother me, so feel free to go over the edge if you’d like. However, if you prefer to not receive one of those potty-mouthed “ladies”, just let me know and I’ll make sure you are surprised with only the women with some self-control (no swearing)!

    Hot Flashes.jpg Nice Glass.jpg Me or the House.jpg Let's Pretend.jpg

    Card Guidelines:

    1. Each card must be a standard ATC size of 2.5 x 3.5 inches.
    2. Embellishments on a card are great, but you are responsible! First of all, each card needs to fit into a sleeve. If it doesn’t, then the embellishment is too thick. Secondly, if the postage machines gobble up your cards and they don’t get to me, I can’t send you something for nothing…so package well and remember to include enough postage for me to send them to someone.
    3. As previously stated, each card must be in an individual plastic sleeve (please no connecting photo album sleeves without also including individual sleeves).
    4. Each card should be labeled with the swap name, your username, and your real name. I appreciate date of creation and your location as well, but those aren’t absolutely required.

    Mailing Guidelines:

    1. Please mail cards in a business sized envelope, spreading the cards over the space of the envelope.
    2. Tape your cards together or onto a sturdy background when mailing, using an easy-release tape such as painter’s tape or washi tape to avoid damaging cards.
    3. Please include a self-addressed, stamped envelope or a legible label and a loose, unused stamp for your return cards.
    4. If you are mailing from the U.S., one Forever stamp should cover the cost of returns unless you have chosen to add thick embellishments that make the mail non-machinable. In that case, please send as much extra postage as you had to add to mail to me.
    5. If you are mailing internationally, please provide a global "forever" stamp or a $1 bill for your returns. You may also send money to my PayPal account if desired.

    When you are ready to mail your cards, please private message me for my address.

    iTraders are given by me to all players on the same day that I swap the cards out. Please make sure to leave an iTrader in turn for your host (me!) when you receive your cards, and leave "you rocks" for your fellow players from whom you have received cards.

    Host costs are never a requirement to play, but I will cherish any that you choose to send.

    Your name will be changed to red when I have received your cards.

    Players:
    0. ksj1717
    1. Ancient Planter
    2. Spottedcrow
    3. Betsyg
    4. CastleQueen5
    5. pouringdiva
    6. dithespy
    7. delonewolf
    8. Laffqueen
    9. artwhims
    10. BluSkyHare
    11.
    12.
    13.
    and so on....
    Last edited by ksj1717; 06-18-2019 at 06:06 PM.
    Live Long and Prosper! _\\//

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    LOOOVE this theme! Please do sign me up. And I have no problems with a potty-mouth!
    "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke

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    You're #1, Ancient Planter! Thanks for joining!
    Live Long and Prosper! _\\//

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    seriously lurking

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    Glad to have a visitor! Stay as long as you like!
    Live Long and Prosper! _\\//

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    My favorite !
    Women with a wicked mind and a potty mouth. Please sign me up.
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    Welcome, SpottedCrow! So nice to have you!
    Live Long and Prosper! _\\//

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    I’m in!
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    So glad to have you, Betsyg!
    Live Long and Prosper! _\\//

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    love this idea lurking for now

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    Lurking for now -- I like this topic!
    Is it just my bad eyes, or am I the only one who cannot read comments on the featured cards???
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    Thanks for the visit Stahlrala, Donnacr, catladybj, and ferretgirl! I'll put the kettle on in case you decide to stay!


    Come on in, CastleQueen5. I'm so excited to have you!
    Live Long and Prosper! _\\//

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    Quote Originally Posted by catladybj View Post
    Lurking for now -- I like this topic!
    Is it just my bad eyes, or am I the only one who cannot read comments on the featured cards???
    AS IS, they are hard to see. If you click on the pictures, they should come up large enough to read.
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    Well, duh! You'd have thought I would have thought of that. I think I'm not thinking! ThX!
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    I must play please!!!! Love the theme!!!

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    Yes, pouringdiva! You must play! I was just about to come and get you!
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